I recently was forwarded an email containing the following... and this sparked my vaguely yet eternally warped imagination and I was compelled to add some of my own (my additions are in red). Enjoy...and if you have any to add, by all means, drop them into the comments!
> The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever!
>
> The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a
> spontaneous staff
> meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week.
> (This is one pretty
> sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who
> understood the benefits
> of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the
> meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising
> slogans.
>
> The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans,
> originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight
> variations were acceptable.
>
> About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and
> created a Top 10 list. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of
> the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:
>
> 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
>
> 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
>
> 8. Viagra, like a rock!
>
> 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there
> overnight.
>
> 6 Viagra, Be all that you can be.
>
> 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
>
> 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
>
> 3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
>
> 2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
>
> And the unanimous number one slogan:
>
> 1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs.
The following are the ones I came up with...
Viagra - You've got the gusto now!
Viagra - when you care enough to give your VERY best.
Viagra - Just do it.
Viagra - So simple a caveman could do it.
Viagra: Don't leave home without it.
Viagra: Reach out and touch someone.
Viagra- When you've got it, flaunt it.
Viagra: A little pill will do ya.
Viagra: Sometimes you feel like a nut.
Viagra: Mmm mmm good!
Put a tiger in your tank.
Viagra - The capitalist's tool.
Viagra: We answer to a higher authority.
Viagra: Because you're worth it.
Betcha can't eat just one.
Good to the last drop.
It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
Viagra: For everywhere you want to be.
Here's the beef!
NOTE: If anyone knows of the original author of this, let me know and I will be happy to give credit!
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